Another Day, another Anime Convention to conquer with my legion of Rabid
Yaoi Fangirls. But that is enough about my hobbies. I am Chef Pug. (Lifts paw
up to shake)
Now, this is probably the only time you will see me, as I am a member of the League of Disposable Ninjas. And as a ranking member, I run my operations of World Conquest through the shadows. So you will be instructed by my pawn, The Iron Chef Ninja, or one of his clones.
This Blog is a Brilliant cover to start spreading my power and mind-control serums to the general Otaku population at large. So do not fear, I am a Beneficent Master, I only require 27 meals a day and my belly rubbed every 3 minutes to ward off my Beastly Rage.
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