Thursday, June 16, 2011

SUCCESS!!! A piece of the sacred Recipe scroll was found in a truckstop at Unity, GA. It is only a small fragment telling a single ingredient. Ripe Peaches

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Continuing our Most Holy Quest. The lost fragment to the recipe of the Ultimate Dish. Long ago lost in time, reappearing randomly, then lost for generations.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

ROCK & ROLL OHIO

Chef Pug and I visited the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame & Museum today while traveling the wide roads of culinary conquests. Yes, we went to Ohio

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Starting back on the road in the morning.

I tell you if I did not have to be on the road in the morning that stupid Ninja would be over a spit right now being basted in a Sake Miso wet rub.  But it takes weeks to grow a new ninja and I need good free labor for the panels.  So the Ninja in the cage is safe for now... Well maybe I will take his legs or some organs to keep him less mobile.

Sleep now

Back in a box, again

Well, my bid for freedom did not last long. I was flying down the highway near Detroit when I realized I had left the Sacred Battle Whisk behind.

If you see a bush russle in the wind tonight

  Ninja on the run. I am now staying under the radar for my own protection.  Chef Rin Tin Tin is now officially a baker"s dozen of eggs short of a full dozen. I always knew that eventually he going to kill me for some experimental recipe or because ninja is the perfect marbled meat source.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Soaking Up our "Kevin Smith" fix

  A few days off the road is just what Iron Chef Ninja and I needed to get back into some semblance of sane, momentary as it will be.  So what does your K-9 Master and his Ninja lackey do to recoup from the stresses and tribulations of engineering a Worldwide Culinary Tyranny.

Late Night Slacking off in the Kitchen

Here I am again at 2 AM not working on the next edition of the upcoming cookbook for Chef Pug. I keep getting sidetracked by looking up pug diseases, then running over and rolling Chef Pug around looking for an early signs of something.

Sadly I am not check him outing as some form of compassion or kindness, but rather in hopes of finding something that will warrant throwing his hairy butt into the Vet's Office for a few days. Just so I can finally have a day off!!!

It is not easy being a disposable minion slave to this tiny Beast. No Sick days, no overtime pay, no days off to celebrate my cultural Ninja Holy and Holidays (Happy Godzilla B-day).

Heck I don't even get any Death & Dismemberment insurance, that I really need. I am the 56th clone of Iron Chef Ninja, all the other copies died protecting the recipes or were used as ingredients for Ninja Snacks (TM). The only snacks made by Ninjas, for Ninjas, from Ninjas!?!? Talk about no job security....

Wait... Sounds like Chef Pug is waking. I better get back to pretending to work and finish prepping these recipes for his Puggliness, so he can take all the credit for preparing the dishes.

Night Ya'll

Friday, June 10, 2011

Chef Pug On the Road... Come home to rest



Another Day, another Anime Convention to conquer with my legion of Rabid
Yaoi Fangirls. But that is enough about my hobbies. I am Chef Pug. (Lifts paw
up to shake)